Chris Sevier is taking a stand against gay marriage (I think?) by filing a suit to marry his computer. (I’m assuming that laptop of his doesn’t have any lesbian porn on it. )
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Enter Chris Sevier, “a former Judge Advocate and combat veteran” who filed a motion to intervene on the Florida gay marriage case on behalf of “other minority sexual orientation groups.”
In the 24-page document, Sevier says that if gay couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”
“My porn filled Apple computer,” according to Sevier’s filing.
Recently, I purchased an Apple computer. The computer was sold to me without filters to block out pornography.