Change. Change is a rare bird of strange plumes, a multi-colored goddess that perches above crossroads and sings of new dawns. This bird, only rarely glimpsed, has made folk shudder in ecstasy and fear whereever it appears.
The first line started with “what I am about to say about the #OrlandoShooting may be misinterpreted” and boy, was I right. You see I am after all an “irresponsible writer.”
“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and — in spite of True Romance magazines — we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our…
Could this be the work of “Lord of all fevers and plagues, grinning Dark Angel of the Four Wings, horned, with rotting genitalia?” A question out of place for most secular websites, but surely I’m not the only occultist pondering the implications of a gigantic spiritual vortex of pain and suffering being kept alive by two very material forces.
As a practicing Occultist since I was 16 I have seen many, many things, but I have never seen anything quite as disgusting, quite as torrid, as the mental gymnastics some Bernie supporters are pulling out of thin air to somehow justify the defeat of their “political revolution.”
“He talked about luck and fate and numbers coming up, yet he never ventured a nickel at the casinos because he knew the house had all the percentages. And beneath his pessimism,…
With Cruz out of the race and the DNC practically hounding for Sanders to drop out it appears all is business as usual in the American Oligarchy.
“First, there’s a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don’t. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the…
The New York primary came and went and, as I’ve predicted since…this whole series, it went down exactly as I thought it would.
I’m sitting here with a cocktail whose brethren are unnumbered, trying desperately to prepare myself for the pure shittery that is electoral politics.
When you traffic in spirits you tend to have unexpected things happen.
“We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world—a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power…
It’s 9:40pm here in Florida with Tuesday’s results still pouring in. The message is clear: Hillary has crushed Bernie in 3 key States, a devastating blow to the Political Revolution.
Gonzo and Conjure on the Campaign Trail ’16: Florida Man Goes to a Bernie Rally And Suffers Existential Doubt
After the rabid Facebook responses condemning me for daring to criticize Bernie Sanders I felt it was my duty as Disinfo’s principal Communist to investigate just what all this “Feel The Bern” stuff was about.
My prediction that Bernie’s “revolution” would ultimately fail and that we’d need to begin bracing for a Hillary Cosa Nostra or a Trump Fuhrer-dom have rang true.
While Americans remain glued to the TV as if watching the second-coming of Jim Jones, the rest of the planet is gearing up for WW3.
I am firmly convinced that this election cycle will be the moment where we finally shed all pretense of “democracy” only to reveal the cold and badly written comedy that is modern politics.
I sat down, my standard Vodka Gimlet in hand to to stiffen my nerves and keep my spirit firmly rooted in my body, the heavy effects of liquor a natural seatbelt for the upcoming dangerous experience.
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