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What Would America Be Like Had We Elected This Administration?

Post-election humor from Paul Craig Roberts (Assistant Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan Administration):
Unless I am being spoofed, several hundred readers wrote me in as their selection for President. I am honored. Some asked if I were elected by write-ins and not instantly assassinated, who would I appoint? An easy question to answer. Nomi Prins would be Secretary of the Treasury, and Pam Martens would be Deputy Secretary of the Treasury. Lew Rockwell would be the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Michael Hudson would be chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors. Harvey Silverglate would be Attorney General. Glenn Greenwald would be Deputy Attorney General. Dean Booth and Larry Stratton would be White House legal counsels. Willie Nelson would be Secretary of Agriculture...
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Scientology Gets Kicked In The Nuts

[disinfo ed.'s note: we hear ya, DeepCough...]

Boy, y'know, Disinfo has been in a bit of slump lately, what with the recycling of posts and the videos of the lame journailistic trolling of WAC, I decided to submit this video to give Disinfo the swift kick in the fucking nuts that it needs, goddammit.
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Rap News On Higgs-Boson Unbound

Juice Rap News: Episode 14 - Waiting for the Godot Particle. This civilisation's grand quest for ultimate meaning has taken a giant leap towards its epic conclusion. In the latest prequel to humanity's journey to inner-space, scientists at the CERN laboratory announce that they have unlocked one of the key strands in the origin of Life, The Universe and Everything: 42 years on from its coining, the Higgs Boson particle has possibly been detected at the Large Hadron Collider. So what does it all mean? How does it feel to meet our Massters? Is this the font of all wisdom? Does it anti-matter that...
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Public Radio’s Sexy Typo

Last weekend I visited the web site for Marketplace Morning Report, a business program on American Public Radio, often broadcast by local NPR stations during Morning Edition.

But Saturday, I noticed one enormous typo in their transcript of Thursday’s interview.

Hobson: All right, what about the federal highway funding bill — this is the transportation bill. It’s been debated back and forth but still no agreement on it, and I guess the fucking could come to a halt at the end of the month if they don’t come up with a solution? Dimsdale: That’s right.

There’s a link to it (and a screenshot) on this page – along with a funny commentary about what this could mean…

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