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Twelve Undeniable Signs That The Illuminati Are EVERYWHERE

A photo gallery from College Humor finds signs of the Illuminati everywhere and in everything. A fun way to start your weekend…

No one is safe, but especially you (I don’t know why, you just seem sort of fragile and suspesctible to accidents). At any rate, the Illuminati grows stronger every day, and it is only a matter of time before they control every aspect of your life — no detail too small. It would be too dangerous to overlook the evidence. Let this carefully curated list of Illuminati hotspots guide you, strike fear into your heart, and who knows, maybe even protect you. God speed.

Source: WhatTheFhtagn

Source: WhatTheFhtagn

[See the rest of the Illuminati photo gallery at College Humor]

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Donatella Versace, Reptoid?

Sirius Business: Is Donatella Versace a Reptoid Agent?

Donatella Versace, Reptoid?

Donatella Versace, artist’s rendition.

I know it’s been quite awhile since I posted an update here, but it’s not for lack of a good reason. I’ve been hard at work researching and writing my Repotted/Siriusian opus, a work which could very well become the definitive statement on the history of our Reptilian neighbors. At any rate, I watch most of the online traffic that relates to Reptoid issues from the hilarious to the ridiculous. I noticed the coverage of Donatella Versace on some of the message boards, and felt like this topic warranted some serious research. I pride myself on bringing a sober and coherent point of view to these matters, and the mystery of Donatella seemed worthy of my time. Let us consider the image that began most of the recent discussion:

So, you can see the reason for the speculation. While she lacks the sharp features that many see as the Reptilian  tell, there is clearly something unearthly and inhuman in her visage.… Read the rest

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Interview With Adult Swim Creative Director Jason DeMarco On Use of Illuminati Symbolism In Programming Block And More

PIC: Adult Swim/Cartoon Network/TBS (C) - fair use for purposes of story.

PIC: Adult Swim/Cartoon Network/TBS (C) – fair use for purposes of story.

If you’re a fan of the Turner Broadcast System-owned Cartoon Network’s adult-oriented evening programming block ‘Adult Swim’ then you might have noticed that images associated with secret societies pop up fairly regularly in the interstitial segments between the shows and cartoons: Owls, eyes in pyramids, hands shaking in a manner strikingly similar to the Freemason’s “apprentice grip”, and much more. Having been curious about these elements for years, I reached out to the Cartoon Network publicity team, who put me in touch with Jason DeMarco, VP of on-air and creative director for Adult Swim. We discussed the strange symbols, the creative process that goes into producing the bumps, and who they enjoy working with when it comes to video, music and more.

Note: The owl costumes were created by Ash Zelly, a very talented artist. Check out Ash’s site here for more cool stuff.… Read the rest

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Pictures From the Rothschild Family’s 1972 Illuminati Ball

juxtapoz_Marie_Hélène_de_Rothschild8Many of those who believe in the secret society of the Illuminati teach that they hid their symbols in plain sight. There are quite a explanations for why they would do so. Some say it is part of a plan to get the public to slowly grow accustomed to their domination. Others believe that it is to intimidate enemies or recruit like-minded individuals. Still others believe that they reveal their symbols as part of an unknown magical ritual or mind-control scheme. In any case, you would be hard pressed to find a better example of “hidden in plain sight” than the Rothschild’s 1972 Illuminati ball. Undoubtedly, you are already aware that members of the Rothschild family have long been considered to be key players in the Illuminati conspiracy. Juxtapoz has the pictures. See several of them here.

Via Juxtapoz:

In December of 1972, Marie-Hélène de Rothschild threw a “Surrealist Ball”at the Château de Ferrières, one of the large mansions owned by her family.

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Illuminati Training Video Leaked

Enjoy this parody(?) video by filmmaker Matt Anderson.

Anderson explains the video as follows:
“Illumicorp is a parody of sorts. I guess the best way to describe it is that I wanted to make a corporate training video for the ‘Illuminati’ that synthesized all of the conspiracy information floating around. If such a group did exist, how would they really function? My wager was they would act just like any other faceless mega-corporation. It was originally to be part of a larger project, but that never came about so I released Illumicorp as it’s own standalone video.”

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All You Need To Know About The Illuminati

Owl of Minerva“You only have to look at that hand thing Jay Z does, or Lindsay Lohan’s tattoos, or the Guardian’s articles on quinoa to know that everyone is part of the great conspiracy” of the Illuminati, according to the firmly tongue-in-cheek PassNotes at The Guardian:

Name: The Illuminati.

Age: 237.

Appearance: A pyramid with an eye on it, a hand signal, a tattoo on a rapper’s back, a giant lizard dressed as the Queen. Take your pick.

Really? Are we still pretending that the Illuminati is a thing? Of course it’s a thing. Haven’t you seen the signs? Haven’t you read Dan Brown? Haven’t you heard We Do, the Stonecutters’ Song, from that episode of The Simpsons?

You’re referencing works of fiction here. It’s fact. He might look like a simpering, polo-necked millionaire, but Brown exposed the real truth about the Illuminati.

Which is? It’s a shadowy conspiracy that has existed since the dawn of time, secretly pulling the strings of every major organisation in the world.

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Paul Walker Conspiracy: Illuminati or Drug Cartel Responsible?

Paul Walker. Photo: Andre Luis (CC)

Paul Walker. Photo: Andre Luis (CC)

Is there no limit the the dastardliness of the Illuminati? Latest conspiracy theory about their supposed nefarious activities via The Inquistr:

Paul Walker conspiracy theories are attempting to link Family Guy’s Brian the dog, Illuminati, and drug cartels in an awkward way of explaining the death of the Fast & Furious 7 star.

As previously reported by The Inquisitr, the death of Brian the dog led to conspiracy theories stating Seth MacFarlane might try and quit Family Guy.

One story going around has Paul Walker being killed by the Illuminati, a group that supposedly controls the world from the shadows. Why would they do this? Like many celebs, including Tim Tebow, Walker had been working with typhoon relief efforts in the Philippines. Supposedly the Illuminati was trying to poison medicine going to the country with “birth control” that would neuter the population and Walker found out about it.

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