Alex Chiu has been immortal for a long time now. The inventor of the Immortality Rings and GorgeousPil has been kicking around the net for years. In Chiu’s world, buying his rings will ensure you live forever, unless you are murdered or have an accident, of course. I mean, to say otherwise would be ridiculous.
Mr. Chiu was kind enough to answer some of my questions about immortality, being gorgeous forever, forced population control, how Alicia Silverstone is still hot, and getting hassled by high school kids as well as the cops.
BW: Hey Alex, thanks for talking with me. Although you sell a few products, I imagine the one that sells the most is your Immortality Ring. Can you tell me a little bit about how it works? Does it actually make you immortal or does it just make you totally hot forever?
AC: Actually I only sell what I invented plus a book I wrote.… Read the rest