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TSA: Pay Us $85 To Avoid Full-On Airport Molestation

imagesIf you give the civil servants at your local airport $85 then they may not touch your n0-no square. At least as much as they might otherwise.

“Freedom” is available at no charge, but perhaps you’d like to upgrade to our new “Freedom Plus” package!

Via Raw Story:

You’ve likely heard the phrase “freedom isn’t free” before, probably in the context of honoring our service men and women, paying taxes, voting, or paying for audio clips of the movie Braveheart. It’s one of those phrases that’s been used so often that it’s probably no longer worthwhile. My main complaint about the phrase, other than the generally mouth-breathing blowhards who use it, is it leaves the obvious follow up question unanswered: fine, then how much will freedom cost me? It’s an important question we’ve never really had an answer to…until now.

And that answer is? 85 whole American dollars. No, I didn’t get that out of some Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy fan-fiction.

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Rep. Todd Akin: Write a Check if You Want My Attention

Via Raw Story:

When it comes to politics, money talks and bullshit walks…right into public office. Most politicians aren’t nearly as upfront about the connection between receiving loads of money and their willingness to pay attention to their constituents. Then again, most politicians aren’t Rep. Todd Akin, currently running for senate in Missouri. Akin was perhaps a little too candid for his own good at a Kansas City Fair Tax meeting in May when he answered a question about the best way to contact a member of congress. The campaign to re-elect his opponent, Sen. Claire McCaskill, uploaded the audio just a couple of days ago:

“I’m in a three way primary for the U.S. Senate. I’ve gone to people and asked for their support, their help, or their endorsement and some people say yes. They write me a decent check. I remember that… You remember who’s helping you. That’s one way that people get to know Congressmen and Senators.”

Read more at Raw Story.

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