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One More (Very Compelling) Reason Not To Shop At Walmart

This is gross, stop reading right now if you don’t like stories about stuffed animals and bodily fluids.

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But if you do, the Smoking Gun reports that a Florida man took a stuffed animal off a shelf at Walmart, had his way with it, and then put the soiled beast back on the shelf to be sold. It’s just one more (very compelling) reason not to shop at Walmart!

A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.

The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.

According to cops, Sean Johnson, 19, walked to the store’s bedding department with a stuffed toy horse and proceeded to pleasure himself–a lewd act that was captured by surveillance cameras.

Johnson, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was then spotted returning the stuffed animal to a Walmart shelf.

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Does Watching Porn Make You Stupid?

F2_jordy_porn_550Poor Jordy.

Something about this sets off my bullshit detector, but I’m no scientist. However, I do know that most guys watch porn or at least have at one time or another. It’s hard to find statistics without dredging up a bunch of crap from the usual purveyors of moral outrage, but what little I could find suggested between 70% and 77% of American men watch porn. (and I bet a healthy slice of the one’s who say then don’t are lying.)

Anyway, this reminds me of all of the anti-masturbation stuff people used to believe… Wait. Used to? Forgot about this.

Researchers found less grey matter in the brains of men who watched large amounts of sexually explicit material, according to a new study.

The research, which appears in the journal JAMA Psychiatry, could not determine if porn actually caused the brain to shrink however, and the authors called for additional study on the topic.

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85-year-old Betty Dodson’s Masturbation Workshops A Draw For Some Young Feminists

Pic: WillVision (CC)

Pic: WillVision (CC)

These workshops were a big thing back in the seventies, and now they’re coming back into fashion again. (No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little.) Here’s a link to the workshop, just in case.

via Young feminists flock to 85-year-old Betty Dodson’s 70s-style masturbation workshops.

At her first group sex party on the Upper East Side, she admits she was “a typical Virgo at an orgy,” as she nervously removed her new black lace knickers and folded them under a chair.

But now, after 50 years at the frontline of the sexual revolution, Dodson’s work is being rediscovered by a new audience. Some are young, fashionable types who seem to have it all but – she says – have never had an orgasm.

They’re usually too shy to attend the bodysex groups and opt for private sessions; she had a 25-year-old in yesterday for a lesson in self-love.

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Police Show Up At Park To Stop ‘Anti-Christian’ Book Give-Away



Local Christian parents object to a line in Sherman Alexie’s The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian about masturbation. Book is pulled from school shelves. Local high school student hands out copies of the book for free. Chaos ensues.

via Meridian police show up to free book giveaway | Local & Regional | Boise, Meridian, Nampa, Caldwell, Idaho News, Weather, Sports and Breaking News – KBOI 2.

Junior Mountain View High school student Brady Kissel showed up at Kleiner park in Meridian to pass out copies of “The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian,” by Sherman Alexie — a book that’s received national attention thanks to some local parents complaining about the novel.

Some parents believe the book is not appropriate for 10th graders. Others who showed up said they had no problem with their teenager reading it.

The book was taken off the Meridian School District’s reading list and is under reveiw.

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KONY 2012 Founder Arrested For Public Masturbating

KonyJason Russell is the co-founder of Invisible Children, the San Diego-based organization behind KONY 2012. As well as being the main force behind the campaign, Russell is also an evangelist Christian and father of two. News of his arrest comes from NBC San Diego:

A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach on Thursday for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to San Diego Police Department.

Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to Lt. Andra Brown. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road.

Brown said Russell was acting very strange.

“Due to the nature of the detention, he was not arrested,” she said at a press conference. “During the evaluation we learned we probably needed to take him to a medical facility because of statements he was saying.”

Police said they received several calls Thursday at 11:30 a.m.

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Dirty Girls Ministries’ Crusade Against Female Masturbation

Dirty GirlsBlaire Briody, from Bust, reports on this fight against evil for Utne Reader:

In a small, plainly decorated room in Lenexa, Kansas, 26-year-old Crystal Renaud logs on to a free video-chat site. She sits at her desk and peers over her black-rimmed glasses, which reflect the dull blue glare of the computer monitor. Meanwhile, in homes scattered around the United States, five other women are staring into their webcams as well. As their faces pop up around Renaud on all their screens, they begin the 6th week of a 12-week pornography addiction recovery group for women called No Stones.

“Does anyone want to share a story where they felt they had some sort of personality disorder? Or something related?” Renaud asks, before her voice temporarily cuts out and the screen freezes. The group is having technical issues tonight. “For me, I found myself really clinging to certain personality types, those opposite of my dad,” she says when she’s back on.

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