So, Mozart was an odd fellow who had a penchant for poop jokes. Never mind the song he wrote, “Leck mich im Arsch” literally translated to “Lick my arse” (or more likely akin to the “Kiss my ass” saying in English).
Here’s a letter he wrote to his cousin, Maria Anna Thekla Mozart (Marianne). Marianne is assumed to have been Mozart’s love interest.
Mannheim, 5 November, 1777
Dearest cozz buzz!
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I have received reprieved your highly esteemed writing biting, and I have noted doted that my uncle garfuncle, my aunt slant, and you too, are all well mell. We, too, thank god, are in good fettle kettle. Today I got a letter setter from my Papa Haha safely into my paws claws.