No punchline. Unless you’re waiting in line to get punched. What a dildo.
David Sherratt allegedly walked into a bar — naked from the waist down, carrying a bag of sex toys — and asked if anyone had a problem.
But the punch line never came — Sherratt was arrested before he could fight anyone, which he allegedly attempted to do, according to The Mirror.
He appeared in a U.K. court Thursday after the Nov. 16 pub flub. Police say the 51-year-old waltzed into The White Hart bar in Tunstall “in a state of nakedness,” and carrying a bag of dildos. He allegedly declared that he’d fight anyone who didn’t like it.
“He turned to face the customers and said, ‘If anyone has a problem with me they can take it outside,’” Prosecutor Steve Knowles said in a North Staffordshire court Thursday.
A bartender didn’t even call cops until Sherratt walked out and allegedly approached a group of kids.