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Advice from Daniel O’Brien at Cracked.com:
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When people aren’t busy assuring me that they’re not interested in my thoughts on orgies, they are just bombarding me with question after question about orgies. “Orgy this,” they say. And so on. In an effort to cut back on the amount of time I have to spend actually talking to people face-to-face, I’ve decided to compile all of my orgy knowledge in a handy little guide, which I’ve included almost immediately after this sentence.
Here it is!
What Food to Bring
If you’re anything like me, your first question upon finding an unsigned orgy invitation taped to the windshield of your car is “Are there gonna be Cheez-Its at this thing, or what?” It’s an important question. With all of the sweating and various other fluid expulsions, you lose a lot of important liquids over the course of an orgy, and Cheez-Its are high in very necessary salt, and also deliciousness.