Are you a constant thrift-shopper? Always looking for a bargain? Find yourself often at Anton LaVey's family yard sales? Well then watch out! There could be demons in them clothes! Now don't worry, he tenderly quips that "not everything' has a demon in it. I mean THAT would be ridiculous, right?
It would be entirely funny except for the fact that I as a child hung on every word Pat Robertson said and millions of Americans still do.
This calls for a whole new detergent line, 'Tide Spirit: Now with blessed Holy Water drops from Jerusalem!
Gabriel D. Roberts is the author of the book, Born Again To Rebirth, available now for free download on iTunes till Easter Sunday.