Tag Archives | Reptilians

The Lizard People

ReptilianIt’s reptilian silly time over at Vox, where they’ve just discovered that some people (well, David Icke at least) think we’re ruled by lizard people:

On Tuesday, the political fate of America was once again put to a vote. But for the millions of Americans who believe in lizard people, this vote had bigger implications — like thwarting an ongoing plot of world domination.

The idea of shape-shifting lizards taking human forms in a plot to rule America and the world has become one of the most majestic and marvelous conspiracy theories created by mankind (or lizardkind, if you will). In 2008, “lizard people” found its way onto the Minnesota’s midterm ballot with some controversy.

As pundits extrapolate on what the Republican win in the midterms means for the country, there are people around this country who hope their votes did something crucial — kept the country safe from lizard people for the next few years.

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[Poll] Favorite Cryptid

We’re back in action with the polls this week. In celebration of Halloween, I’ve decided to run a poll on everyone’s favorite cryptids. The list of cryptids is huge, so I tried to pick the most popular and most talked about. The latest poll on the “Most Heinous Torture Device/Method” garnered 847 votes.

Favorite Cryptid:

Note: all descriptions have been taken from Wikipedia.

Kraken

Pen and wash drawing by malacologist Pierre Dénys de Montfort, 1801, from the descriptions of French sailors reportedly attacked by such a creature off the coast of Angola.

Pen and wash drawing by malacologist Pierre Dénys de Montfort, 1801, from the descriptions of French sailors reportedly attacked by such a creature off the coast of Angola.

Kraken is a legendary sea monster of giant proportions that is said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland. The legend may have originated from sightings of giant squid that are estimated to grow to 13–15 m (40–50 ft) in length, including the tentacles. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the kraken have made it a common ocean-dwelling monster in various fictional works.… Read the rest

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New Zealand’s Prime Minister Denies Being a Giant Space Lizard

Lizard Knows Best (Photo credit: Wikipedia) (PD)

Lizard Knows Best (Photo credit: Wikipedia) (PD)

This may lay your fears to rest, or further confirm your suspicions.

via The Daily Dot

Call it a perk of living in a small country: when you ask the prime minister whether he’s secretly a reptilian from another planet, he may actually take the time to answer.

That was the hardball question—included in an Official Information Act (OIA) request—that New Zealand PM John Key found himself addressing in comments to the national press this week. He adamantly denied the charge that he was part of an extraterrestrial conspiracy.

“To the best of my knowledge, no,” Key said. “I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile … I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”

Auckland’s Shane Warbrooke was the man who submitted the request to Key’s office; the form demanded, as well as data for Warbrooke’s UFO research, “any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr.

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David Icke’s Secrets: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government

ReptilianFor all you conspiracy skeptics who wondered just how David Icke knows that reptilian overlords are governing our lives, the Atlantic Wire reveals his secrets, explaining that although “Icke doesn’t describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated by/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues — others have”:

As 12 million Americans “know,” the United States government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the government are the reptilians. So we’re here to help.

Piecing together the latest groundbreaking research being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we’ve been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-compatible bloodlines. As “ufochick”writes at DavidIcke.com (Icke is a prominent reptile theorist, as evidenced by his book at right), even if a person has compatible bloodlines, “they will not become a reptilian unless a reptilian entity inhabits their physical body.”

Or maybe it isn’t important.

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The Pier Fortunato Zanfretta Alien Encounter / Abduction

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A private security guard was destined to have one of the most bizarre, and outright terrifying, encounters with extraterrestrial beings ever recorded.

On the frigid, moonless night of December 6th, 1978, a 26 year-old night watchman, husband and father of two named Pier Zanfretta was on a routine patrol in the village of Torriglia, when he stumbled into a horrifying encounter with creatures from beyond our world that would forever change his life.

According to Zanfretta’s report, he was negotiating the dangerously icy roads in his patrol car, en route to the currently unoccupied country home of a client, Dr. Ettore Righi, when the engine, radio and lights of his vehicle all simultaneously, and inexplicably, died.

It was at that moment that Zanfretta claimed to have seen four lights moving around in the garden of the Righi house. Assuming that the strange beams were emanating from the flashlights of would-be thieves, Zanfretta quietly climbed out of his car with his revolver and flashlight at the ready.

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Sirius Business: Sirius (A movie)

Pic: Reptoid t-shirt by artist Ryan Kasparian (C). See more great stuff at RyanKasparian.com

Pic: Reptoid t-shirt by artist Ryan Kasparian (C). See more great stuff at RyanKasparian.com

Unfortunately, other work has distracted me from my pursuit of the Reptilian truth. This item I could not let pass unmentioned or unnoticed. Director Amardeep Kaleeka worked with Dr. Steven Greer to create this documentary film about Siriusian collaboration with high levels of American Government. Of course, this collaboration between ETI and Washington has long been speculated about in all manner of media, but Dr. Greer and the Sirius Disclosure project claim to the final answer to this perplexing possibility. In case you are doubting this, they are suggesting they might wheel out an actual alien corpse for attendees of the film’s premiere on April 22 to inspect in person. Unfortunately, Dr. Greer and Sirius Disclosure make no explicit mention or Reptilians or the ETI hierarchy which lurks above and below our human cities. They believe that if the ETI can be contacted in the correct manner, with the proper psychic energy, these visitors would gladly give us the keys to the universe.… Read the rest

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Sirius Business: Fear of the Unknown

Courtesy of our fantastic cousins over at SF Signal, here's another look at the 2008 documentary about H.P. Lovecraft, "Fear of the Unknown". Some on the fringes speculate that Lovecraft, in his dark isolation, believed some of the creatures that he interpreted for early twentieth century pulp fiction actually existed on the astral level. Lovecraft was possessed by a profound cosmic fear which seems more rational the further one digs into Reptilian mysteries. Consider that one of Lovecraft's early stories "Dagon" concerns a stranded mariner that encounters this hybrid thing: "With only a slight churning to mark its rise to the surface, the thing slid into view above the dark waters. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the monolith, about which it flung its gigantic scaly arms, the while it bowed its hideous head and gave vent to certain measured sounds."
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Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura- Season 3, Episode #1: The Reptilian Agenda

Ventura’s son, Tyrel, and filmmaker Oliver Stone’s son, Sean Stone) tackle one of the more popular conspiracy theories of the last few years:  the so-called “Reptilian” conspiracy. This conspiracy theory, popularized by theorist David Icke, claims that most of the world’s leaders throughout history have been descendants of an ancient race of alien Reptilians and human inter-breeders originating from ancient Sumeria, known as the “Annunaki.”  The theory explains that this Reptilian-human bloodline has been maintained by “The Elite,” including the royal families of Europe and, later, the major American political dynasties.  Proponents of the theory contend that most of today’s world leaders, including the last several  U.S. presidents, are descendants of this bloodline. 
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