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Coincidence Control Network: File #93 – Taking a dump on U!

This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore’s depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan’s coming out party, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater Isla, Raymond WIley, and Ken Eakins


  • Fax Machines in the Distant Japan Link LR
  • Political bookies – Link RW
  • Hitler the Meth-head – Link – KE
  • Alan Moore: Historian Link LR
  • You WILL praise the LORD! – Link RW
  • Hail Satan! – Link KE
  • Pop Art Aunties Link LR
  • Scatalogical Warfare! Link RW
  • Magicus Fighticus – Link – KE


Tei Shi – Bassically

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This week: The Americans take over!, Samy’s worm, Florida goats know how to party, Avril is Leavinge … see what I did there, and much more…

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Raymond WIley


  • Samy’s Worm Link
  • Our New Relative Link
  • Florida Party Goats Link
  • When I was a boy…Link
  • The Boner King of Cincinnati Turned Out to Be a Big Dick Link
  • Avril Replaced by Doppleganger Live


Die Antwoord – Baby’s On Fire

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Coincidence Control Network: File #91 – Teetering on a Glass Bridge

This week: Make your own comics, you lazy… The stuff of nightmares, Philip K. Dick: The barely tapped resource, Animal magic, We’ll never know what her log had to say, and much more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins


  • Mark Millar Wants YOU to Make Comics! Link
  • Seriously…just no! – Link
  • Minority Report – film, television, reality Link
  • Live Migration Link
  • RIP Catherine ‘The Log Lady’ Coulson – Link
  • New Lou – Link
  • I TOLD You Little Girls Can Be Funny Link Link
  • YouTube Adfree subscription coming next month – Link
  • Californium is Full of Schlocky Dick Link

Kool Keith – 3000

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Coincidence Control Network: File #84 – Back from the Great Infection

ccn84image **We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of antibiotics, and we're back!** This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There's gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more. Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins
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Coincidence Control Network: File #78 – Don’t look!

strong>This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more. Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater IslaKim Monaghan, and  Ken Eakins Don't look! Listen instead.
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Dead Chickens and Santeria at the Romero Cemetery

Black Chicken Meme…Isla in the cold… Garbage bags full of chicken parts… The black hen… Matt Staggs makes a life-long enemy…

The Albuquerque warehouse district is cold as hell at midnight.  And dark.  This little spot goes dead around 6 p.m. and refuses to drag its scraggly ass up until 5.  I’ve been sitting in the cold for two hours, cursing Matt Staggs and chain smoking.

A single tweet from Matt two week ago piqued my interest, beginning a chain reaction that ends with me on a wild chicken chase to find out who’s been leaving the corpses of black hens in a dusty family cemetery for two years.

A story that has been copypastaed ad nauseum around the internet for some reason, the last two weeks:

“KRQE-TV reports (http://goo.gl/XR9FZ8) that Michael Gabaldon, co-owner of Romero Cemetery, says for two years, dead chickens and chicken parts have been dropped off overnight.

He says the chickens have been left periodically from every day to every two weeks. 

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ROSWELL: Guns, Grays, and Greeting Cards

Little Green Mariachi…Isla gets a gray hair… “Probing in rear”… Postcard cowboys… Extraterrestrial buttocks… Alien beer… Black helicopters… Little green mariachis…

In July 1947, a flying saucer went skipping like a stone across the New Mexico desert.  “Most people think the ship crashed in Roswell, but it only hit the ground before bouncing up and landing in Corona,” says Pat Jennings, ex-military UFO enthusiast and “Mercenary Genius Extraordinaire.”

Our route into town was opposite of the flight path, my wife and I barreling through the New Mexico desert at 65 miles per hour down US-285 from Clines Corners, a hiccup of a town.

It was my birthday weekend, and when my wife asked what I wanted to do, I just pulled out the itinerary I’d prepared and pointed to a map of Roswell.

It was like Mecca to a UFO freak like me, and I’d wanted to see it for myself since I was a kid.

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RWYASN Interviews Crispin Glover

Right Where You Are Sitting Now managed to snag an interview with intense – and intensely weird – character actor/writer/artist Crispin Hellion Glover. I’ve always wanted to chat with Glover, but have never been able to make it happen. He’s a fascinating guy. Nice get, fellas.

Download the MP3 here or listen to the interview over at the site.

Crispin Glover’s cat can eat a whole watermelon.

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