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The following is an exclusive excerpt from Party At The World’s End:
There will be in the next generation or so a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude and producing dictatorship without tears, so to speak, producing a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather enjoy it.
It took Bradley a long time to realize that the horrible buzzing wasn’t emanating from a three-foot tall green goddess with udder-like breasts. Hathoor the cow-goddess had somehow been jumbled up by his subconscious, now sharing cognitive space with the green-skinned alien that Kirk tried to fuck, and the backwards-talking dwarf from Twin Peaks. She was hovering above him, her mouth wrenched open in an eternal, orgasmic wail,—that electric heat scraped his eardrums with razors, gutting his miserable brain like an acoustic fishhook.… Read the rest
Really? I think he should sue (eeeeeeeeeee!).
Greater Manchester Police arrested a man who put on a pig mask, toy helmet and reflective jacket in order to perform “comical parodies” about the behavior of law enforcement officials.
New Moston man Steven Peers was arrested on suspicion of impersonating a police officer after he put on the costume to call attention to how GMP officers conducted themselves during anti-fracking protests.
The 46-year-old was arrested after being stopped by an officer outside a police station.
“My reaction to being arrested was total disbelief. I was wearing a toy hat and a pig mask and was arrested for impersonating a police officer. It’s ridiculous,” Peers told the Manchester Evening News. “If they want to take it to court they will be a laughingstock because there is no substance to it whatsoever.”
A FFUCam spreading trust
[ based on image by West Midlands Police ]
Everyone knows that the camera never lies. That’s a definitely true fact. The flip side to this fact is of course the additional fact that people can and do lie – frequently. So when it comes to lying, cameras are clearly more trustworthy, reliable and generally better than people. Everyone has known this since the phrase “the camera never lies” was first discovered in 1857 (the date might be a lie of course, after all I’m only human).
The incredible thing is that despite everyone knowing that the camera never lies and is better than people, this beacon of moral certitude was so massively under utilised.
Let us consider the evidence before us in a forensic and thorough way.
Do cameras commit murder? No.
Are cameras ever drunk and disorderly? No.
Do cameras abuse their position in society?… Read the rest
“Why do we work so hard? For what? For this? Stuff? Other countries, they work, they stroll home, they stop by the cafe. They take August off. Off. Why aren’t you like that? Why aren’t we like that? Because we’re crazy driven, hard working believers, that’s why.”
When we saw the new TV ad for the 2014 Cadillac ELR, we just couldn’t help ourselves. So we made this… A spoof and a goof with some truth! Enjoy.
Looking for work? The Transportation Security Administration is hiring, and they might just want YOU! Check the video to see if you meet their qualifications.
(You are also reminded that any inappropriate remarks or jokes concerning security may result in your arrest).
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The Kennedy family has long been said to be under a curse, dooming its member to early deaths. Will Joe Fontana be the next Kennedy to go? Looks like we’ll find out when the movie is released… in 3D.
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This satirical cartoon sums it up rather well. What do you think?
by Mike Booth
Some satire from The Shorts Show.