Because, hey, we’ve always had needs.
Chris Wild, over at Mashable, has curated this fabulous collection of old school sex toys. These phalluses are generally believed to have doubled as tools, such as hammerstones, while some archaeologists doubt that they were ever used for personal pleasure. However, after looking at them, it’s hard to believe they didn’t come in handy in more ways than one.
“‘There are many non-dildoish uses for which [they] may have been intended but without doubt anyone at the time would have seen the penile similarities,'” Dr. Martin Rundkvist, archaeologist, told Mashable.