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So a Naked Guy Walks Into a Bar With a Bag Full of Sex Toys…

No punchline. Unless you’re waiting in line to get punched. What a dildo.

Via HuffPo:

David Sherratt allegedly walked into a bar — naked from the waist down, carrying a bag of sex toys — and asked if anyone had a problem.

But the punch line never came — Sherratt was arrested before he could fight anyone, which he allegedly attempted to do, according to The Mirror.

He appeared in a U.K. court Thursday after the Nov. 16 pub flub. Police say the 51-year-old waltzed into The White Hart bar in Tunstall “in a state of nakedness,” and carrying a bag of dildos. He allegedly declared that he’d fight anyone who didn’t like it.

“He turned to face the customers and said, ‘If anyone has a problem with me they can take it outside,’” Prosecutor Steve Knowles said in a North Staffordshire court Thursday.

A bartender didn’t even call cops until Sherratt walked out and allegedly approached a group of kids.

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Can a Better Vibrator Inspire an Age of Great American Sex?

FORM vibratorsAndy Isaacson investigates the possibility that technology could end sexual repression in The Atlantic:

The offices of Jimmyjane are above a boarded-up dive bar in San Francisco’s Mission district. There used to be a sign on a now-unmarked side door, until employees grew weary of men showing up in a panic on Valentine’s Day thinking they could buy last-minute gifts there. (They can’t.) The only legacy that remains of the space’s original occupant, an underground lesbian club, is a large fireplace set into the back wall. Porcelain massage candles and ceramic stones, neatly displayed on sleek white shelves alongside the brightly colored vibrators that the company designs, give the space the serene air of a day spa.

Ethan Imboden, the company’s founder, is 40 and holds an electrical engineering degree from Johns Hopkins and a master’s in industrial design from Pratt Institute. He has a thin face and blue eyes, and wears a pair of small hoop earrings beneath brown hair that is often tousled in some fashion.

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