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Man Sues Stripper ‘Girlfriend’ For Return Of Harry Potter DVDs

“You can step outside your little world/You can talk to a pretty girl/She’s everything you dream about

But don’t fall in love/’Cause if you do you find out/She don’t love you/(She’s one in a million girls)/One in a million girl/
(Why would I lie?)/Now, why would I lie? “

 

Robert Wallace, 32, says he broke up with exotic dancer Nomi Mims on May 3, and then waited a week for her to give him back the things he lent her—$2,000, a laptop, and the aforementioned DVDs—before taking legal action.

Mims says she “really likes him as a friend,” and the items and cash were gifts, not loans.

“I don’t believe in loans because I don’t want to pay anybody back,” she told FOX 26. “I’ve given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back?”

“No refunds in the strip club,” she added. “I’ve even had people come up in there asking, ‘Oh, can I get a dance,’ and they’ll pay me back next week.

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Even Strippers Have Infomercials

Are you a stripper? Opera singer turned exotic dancer (Jesus, I think that's the most depressing sentence I've ever written) Jennifer McCumber is ready to tell you how to lapdance your way to financial freedom. Just watch this low-quality, high-pressure infommercial to learn more.
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