If you, like me, have asked yourself “Where can I find a snazzy pair of kicks to go with my $190 Glenn Beck Faux-mericana Pioneer Pants,” then ask no more True Believers. Conservative ‘humorist’ SABO has got what you’ve been jonesin’ for.
That’s right, Custom Made Ted Cruz Chuck Taylors. Signed no less. And at only $170 they’re a steal. Or a bad case of explosive diarrhea. One of those two.
Ted Cruz is a real H-A-R-D-G-U-Y, and you will be too in these bad boys. Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Our Country Back, just like Jesus wanted.