TSA

You may think you know just how incompetent the TSA is, but we promise you – IT’S WORSE than you ever could have imagined. Here’s an inside look at the baffling ineptitude…





TSA: Now Hiring! Looking for work? The Transportation Security Administration is hiring, and they might just want YOU! Check the video to see if you meet their qualifications. (You are also reminded…


(TSA) isn’t as effective at detecting suspicious characters as one might think. The Government Accounting Office (GAO) has reviewed the TSA’s Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques (SPOT) program was evaluated at being…


Just the thing these jumped-up mall cops need: firepower. (Speaking of that, every heard of The Mall Ninja?) Via USA TODAY: The union representing airport screeners for the Transportation Security Administration says…









I’ve been there, lady. Orlando Sentinel: A South Korean woman was jailed after she became irate and slapped a TSA employee at Orlando International Airport Wednesday, police said. Hyunjoo Kim, 39, was…



Ever wonder what happened to the authentic ninja sword you bought at the flea market in San Bernardino?

They shipped away for the holidays/Said they’re going to L.A./But they never got there/They never got there/They never got there, they say/The TSA took my weapons away/They took them away/Away from me/The TSA took my weapons away/They took them away/Away from me









Seriously? (And what’s been going on with JetBlue flights lately?) Reports Ari Hait on WPBF 25 West Palm Beach:

Eighteen-month-old Riyanna has been called a lot of things: cute, adorable and now … a suspected terrorist.

She was called that on Tuesday night at the Ft Lauderdale Airport. She and her parents had just boarded a JetBlue flight when an airline employee approached them and asked them to get off the plane, saying representatives from the Transportation Security Administration wanted to speak to them.

“And I said, ‘For what?'” Riyanna’s mother told only WPBF 25 News on Wednesday. “And he said, ‘Well, it’s not you or your husband. Your daughter was flagged as no fly.’ I said, ‘Excuse me?'”

Riyanna’s father was flabbergasted. “It’s absurd,” he said. “It made no sense. Why would an 18-month-old child be on a no-fly list?”