Multiple San Franciscans captured footage of mysterious lights flying over the city’s Mission District. The local CBS affiliate reports:

(Apologies for video quality. The station’s own embed code was non-functional.)

Via CBS:

In the video, a series of lights fly in formation above the city before appearing to take a diamond shape and eventually disappearing.

Several commenters on the Mission Mission blog said that they had also noticed the aircraft.

The video, which shows seven lights in a row, was shot by Enrique Barrios with his cellphone.

“Looked like flame, you know, fireballs in the sky,” Barrios said in an interview with CBS 5.

David Shelley took pictures as the lights hovered over him early Sunday Morning. “Kind of looked like a fiery, floaty thing,” he said.

Witnesses said the lights flickered on and off, then took different shapes.

What do you think? Ball lightning? Swamp gas?

LiveScience explores UFO buffs’ stories of the mysterious Men in Black. Were any of these stories true? It is of course possible that at some point dark-suited men from government agencies made inquiries…

Via The Occult Section:

New York Nets guard Deron Williams reports [sic] told GQ that he saw a UFO during Hurricane Sandy.

GQ: Was there a particular “New York moment” during the Hurricane? Did you see something that’d made you think, “That’d only happen in this city”?

Well, I don’t know if you’d call this a “New York moment”, but I definitely saw something I’d never seen before. The night all the power went out, I was standing out on my balcony, looking outside the window. Out of nowhere, I saw this big green flash across the sky. It wasn’t lightning. It looked… It looked like a UFO.

You can read more about Deron’s sighting of what was totally not an exploding transformer like you’ve probably seen during storms here at USA Today.

Documented sightings spanning thousands of years, across cultures, match reported UFO encounters today. The scholarly article “Unidentified Flying Objects In Classical Antiquity” (download here: .2007_Stothers_2) tries to decode the patterns: The UFO phenomenon, whatever it…

Need even more aliens, conspiracy theories and other high weirdness in your life? You might want to keep a look out for Unsealed: Conspiracy Files and Unsealed: Alien Files, two new syndicated programs that promise to explore formerly classified government files on…well…aliens and conspiracy theories:

Each week, Unsealed: Alien Files digs through the alien files that 40 countries have recently released, providing a glimpse into government investigations, reports and cover-ups. This season, Unsealed: Alien Files will examine topics including the Blue Planet Project, a mysterious book outlining decades of U.S. government knowledge and investigation into aliens on earth; Los Angeles as a UFO portal; aliens on the moon; secret alien technology; top UFO sightings; and a visit back to Roswell, N.M. and Area 51.

The media is a’buzz with the Office of the Dali Lama’s recent statements regarding organized religion. A FaceBook message posted on September 24th presented the following provocation for fundamentalist and arm chair devotees:

” The reality of the world today is that grounding ethics in religion is no longer adequate.”

Nor was it ever so, and Buddhism has long held to this fact in its diverse applications of the simple monikor – If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

So let’s move past any undue shock over those statements and get straight to the UFOs. In 1992 John E. Mack, the noted Harvard Professor who specialized in abduction experiences, had the opportunity to meet with the Dali Lama and discuss his views on the UFO phenomenon. Central to this is Mack’s theory, similar to that of Jacques Vallee, that whatever is behind the UFO phenomena, and specifically abduction experiences, is central to changing our perceptions of reality and the progress of our culture.

It is interesting to hear Mack discuss the difference in how the Buddhist world view integrates these experiences, juxtaposed with how the ‘Western materialist’ mindset faces these anomalous encounters:

“You yell UFO, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell Sky Shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”

Via Forgetomori:

Last month, video shot of a purported UFO by Brazilian teenagers caused a bit of a stir in skeptical and UFO-friendly circles alike. The footage of a shiny, spherical object cruising through a beautiful, blue sky certainly looked like the real thing, but as it turned out, the “UFO” had an Earthly origin – albeit a highly amusing one: It was a remote-controlled helium shark manufactured under the name “Air Swimmers“.

After receiving its due 15 minutes of fame via quick-on-the-trigger local media, the flying fish was revealed to be the property of a neighbor.

Here’s some footage of the shark over the skies of Brazil. Click through to view a commercial for the product: