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Scientists Reveal Average Penis Size

Sunday Surprise - Male Model GabeIf you think that the scientists who seriously studied average penis size were wasting their time on a frivolous pursuit, consider that our World Penis Size Map is one of the all time most popular posts on disinformation. Yahoo News/AFP reports on the size of the average man’s member (although global variations seem not to have been studied):

What is an “average” size for a penis?

The enduring question now has a scientific answer: 13.12 centimetres (5.16 inches) in length when erect, and 11.66 cm around, according to an analysis of more than 15,000 appendages around the world.

In a flaccid state, it found, the penis of the average Joe is all of 9.16 cm in length and has a girth of 9.31 cm.

The numbers should help “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” said British researchers who had assembled data from studies where participants had their member measured by a professional.

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Marquis de Sade’s Descendant in Discussion With Victoria’s Secret for “Sade” Lingerie Line

I'd like to offer this up as a working prototype. Nothing says sexy like a portrait of the man who inspired the word "sadism" over the crotch.

I’d like to offer this up as a working prototype.
Nothing says sexy like a portrait of the man who inspired the word “sadism” over the crotch.

Marquis de Sade’s name may be coming to a pair of panties near you! The notorious, libertine author of The 120 Days of Sodom, has a rather ambitious descendant, Hugues de Sade. H. de Sade has created a whole line of products around Marquis and is now in talks with Victoria’s Secret for a potential Sade lingerie line.

via The Smithsonian Mag:

Enthusiasm in France for his notorious 18th-century ancestor is now such that the count has begun his own line of luxury goods, Maison de Sade. He started with Sade wine, from the family’s ancestral region of Provence, with the signature of the marquis on the label. He also offers scented candles and soon plans to add tapenade and meats. “It is quite natural,” Hugues explained.

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Chicago Police Detain Americans at Abuse-Laden ‘Black Site’

Spencer Ackerman writes at the Guardian:

The Chicago police department operates an off-the-books interrogation compound, rendering Americans unable to be found by family or attorneys while locked inside what lawyers say is the domestic equivalent of a CIA black site.

The facility, a nondescript warehouse on Chicago’s west side known as Homan Square, has long been the scene of secretive work by special police units. Interviews with local attorneys and one protester who spent the better part of a day shackled in Homan Square describe operations that deny access to basic constitutional rights.

Alleged police practices at Homan Square, according to those familiar with the facility who spoke out to the Guardian after its investigation into Chicago police abuse, include:

  • Keeping arrestees out of official booking databases.
  • Beating by police, resulting in head wounds.
  • Shackling for prolonged periods.
  • Denying attorneys access to the “secure” facility.
  • Holding people without legal counsel for between 12 and 24 hours, including people as young as 15.
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Hilariously Bad Book Covers on Amazon

Oh, the world of self-publishing. This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen since Cracked introduced me to Dinosaur erotica. (Yes, there really is a book titled “Mounted by the Gryphon.” Let that sink in for a moment.)

Reach for the Moon‘s minimalist vibe is really something.

“Behind the Gem” and “Love Laws”

Behind the Gem” and “Love Laws

Check out those forlorn eyes.

How could John Haynes not be tempted?

Heads up! I think Michael Jackson is part of the King’s Secret Service. Spoiler alert, anyone?

“Signed Confessions” and “Haunted”

Signed Confessions” and “Haunted

Existential crises with MS Paint.

 

You can check out more of these over at Sad and Useless.

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‘Cut Her Head Off': The Shocking Death Threats You Can Receive for Mocking Eastwood’s ‘American Sniper’ Movie

Rania Khalek writes at Alternet:

This account has been suspended. Screenshot from AlterNet.

This account has been suspended. Screenshot from AlterNet.

Michelle Malkin’s rightwing rag, Twitchy, published a post yesterday highlighting my criticism of the late American military sniper Chris Kyle, who published a book bragging that he enjoyed killing 160 to 250 Iraqis during his deployments to Iraq at the height of the illegal US invasion and occupation.

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Days earlier, Twitchy posted an even more inflammatory rant denouncing @MaxBlumenthal‘s critique of Kyle’s lust for murder.

Read on for more Twitter rampages.

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The NSA hides surveillance software in hard drives

Pawel Loj (CC BY 2.0)

Pawel Loj (CC BY 2.0)

Jon Fingas (@jonfingas) via Engadget:

It’s been known for a while that the NSA will intercept and bug equipment to spy on its soon-to-be owners, but the intellgency [sic] agency’s techniques are apparently more clever than first thought. Security researchers at Kaspersky Lab have discovered apparently state-created spyware buried in the firmware of hard drives from big names like Seagate, Toshiba and Western Digital. When present, the code lets snoops collect data and map networks that would otherwise be inaccessible — all they need to retrieve info is for an unwitting user to insert infected storage (such as a CD or USB drive) into an internet-connected PC. The malware also isn’t sitting in regular storage, so you can’t easily get rid of it or even detect it.

Kaspersky isn’t explicitly naming the culprits, but it also isn’t shy about pointing a finger in the US government’s direction.

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Emerging victim testimonies of child abuse by British MPs

There have been many allegations of child abuse made over the past couple of years against various members of parliament and prominent media figures in Britain. But the media coverage has been minimal. Perhaps their silence is due to big media and the government being potentially implicated in this long running cover up.

Since the iconic British celebrity Jimmy Savile was posthumously uncovered as being a serial pedophile, necrophile and procurer of children in 2013, there have been more and more victims coming out about abuse in the 70s and 80s by figures of power both in politics and the media in Britain. It’s likely that the victims hadn’t spoken up until recently because they were put under the impression that nobody would believe them — they also feared for their and their families’ safety.

From this video you can see that Jimmy’s sexual appetite was common knowledge to anybody in the know.

Late last year there were a couple of video interviews released through ExaroNews, a news company which, and I quote, “investigates issues that are important to business in particular and to the public in general, but which are being inadequately covered – or ignored – by the mainstream media.”

It is crazy how little coverage this issue, which is clearly so deeply burrowed in British politics and media, has received.… Read the rest

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Man Roasts to Death in Sauna

Who wants bacon? Kjetil Ree (CC BY-SA 2.0)

Who wants bacon? Kjetil Ree (CC BY-SA 2.0)

This sounds like the beginning of a horror movie.

via The New York Daily News:

A Florida family is now scarred with the image of a loved one’s body charred and without chunks of skin after he died while sitting for hours in a malfunctioning sauna Sunday.

The family of 68-year-old Dennis Antiporek said the North Miami Beach resident left a note at his home that said he was headed to the sauna at his Eden Isles Condominiums. After a few hours his daughter Lara Antiporek went to the spa to look for him.

She opened the door and said she saw a man whose skin was a dark color. She didn’t realize it was actually her light-skinned father of Polish and Russian descent until she noticed his clothing hanging up nearby, according to CBS Miami.

A Florida family is now scarred with the image of a loved one’s body charred and without chunks of skin after he died while sitting for hours in a malfunctioning sauna Sunday.

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So You Really Want to Have Sex With a Robot?

There seems to be two schools of thought around banging a robot. There is the first school of thought, which is loosely defined as “What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re a freak, you want to fuck a robot?”

There there is the second school of thought which is “Wow that would be awesome. I could keep something that looks like a hot chick in my closet and have sex with it whenever I want? Sweet!”

A survey conducted by the University of Middlesex asked 2,000 people their thoughts on a range of robot-related questions, roughly one in six respondents were totally in to it and said they would “have sex with an android,” and another one in three were okay with others banging  robots, even though they didn’t want to do so themselves. But about four in 10 found the whole thing rather nasty, and another 14% thought robots should not be used for sex.… Read the rest

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